Dr. B: Well, let's see how everything's going.
Me: I was wondering if you could palpate me a bit, because my husband was wondering where body parts were.
Dr. B: (Looks over glasses at me, in silence.)
Me: No, not my body parts - the baby's body parts! He already knows where mine are.
Dr. B: I was going to say - I hope he already knows where your body parts are. That's why you're here.
:)
And it's ticker time again...
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