An awkward "kids (continue to) say the darndest things"...
Today, in speech class:
Four-year-old girl: May I please shut the door?
Me: Is it too loud outside?
Four-year-old girl: Yes.
Me: Okay, go ahead.
Four-year-old boy: Now the door is closed, no one can come and shoot us.
(Comment from husband: "Boy, is that a sign of the times or what?")
What I'm listening to: "Hang Me Out to Dry" - Cold War Kids
I just: Checked out how much it would cost to buy the PLS-4 because I haven't used the Battelle and I just want to get rid of it
Now I'm gonna: Go watch TiVo!
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Kids say the darndest things - Thanksgiving edition
Four-year-old boy discusses Thanksgiving with me.
Me: What did the Native Americans teach the Pilgrims to do?
Student: Eat!
Me: Okay, eat, but first they taught the Pilgrims how to grow the food. What did they teach the Pilgrims to grow?
Student: Pizza!
What I'm listening to: Nothing (I'm at work)
I just: Finished working with a group
Now I'm gonna: Go see a private client
Me: What did the Native Americans teach the Pilgrims to do?
Student: Eat!
Me: Okay, eat, but first they taught the Pilgrims how to grow the food. What did they teach the Pilgrims to grow?
Student: Pizza!
What I'm listening to: Nothing (I'm at work)
I just: Finished working with a group
Now I'm gonna: Go see a private client
Saturday, November 17, 2007
No, I didn't forget!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JEFF!!!!
Wish we had a chance to see what else you could do....
The Official Jeff Buckley Website
Wish we had a chance to see what else you could do....
The Official Jeff Buckley Website
Friday, November 16, 2007
The hilarity continues...
Upon walking out of day care, after sunset.
Colin: Dark.
Me: Yeah, it's a little dark.
Colin: No, Mommy, BIIIIG dark.
A four-year-old student opens his mouth like he's going to say something, then shuts it.
Me: Brian, were you going to say something?
Student: Oh, I just forgot that you have a baby in your tummy, then I remembered.
Me: Yes, I do! Good job - you remembered.
Student: Yeah, my mom's getting fat too, but she doesn't have a baby in her tummy.
Me: Okay, I'm not going to tell your mom you said that, but thanks for sharing!
Another four-year-old student, who just saw the "Transformers" movie. If you know the theme song from the cartoon, you'll get this!
Student: C'mon trucks - let's go meet the eye!
My five-year-old student, seeing another student crying.
Student: My daddy said I could only cry if I was bleeding or dying.
What I'm listening to: The washer and dryer
I just: Swiffered the floor
Now I'm gonna: Take a nap!
Colin: Dark.
Me: Yeah, it's a little dark.
Colin: No, Mommy, BIIIIG dark.
A four-year-old student opens his mouth like he's going to say something, then shuts it.
Me: Brian, were you going to say something?
Student: Oh, I just forgot that you have a baby in your tummy, then I remembered.
Me: Yes, I do! Good job - you remembered.
Student: Yeah, my mom's getting fat too, but she doesn't have a baby in her tummy.
Me: Okay, I'm not going to tell your mom you said that, but thanks for sharing!
Another four-year-old student, who just saw the "Transformers" movie. If you know the theme song from the cartoon, you'll get this!
Student: C'mon trucks - let's go meet the eye!
My five-year-old student, seeing another student crying.
Student: My daddy said I could only cry if I was bleeding or dying.
What I'm listening to: The washer and dryer
I just: Swiffered the floor
Now I'm gonna: Take a nap!
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